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No Way Back 03:04
No Way Back by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests What a day it's been, not seen so many folks in my life - a rush and a pull and I saw the light Bright lights, tears and laughter It's the centre stage for me And now there's no way back, no way back There's no way back for me Holding hands, the first time I ever dined out The food was amazing, the service knocked me out I've been kissed and I've been cuddled Till I went blue in the cheeks And now there's no way back, no way back There's no way back for me When I think of where I've been, I can't wait until tomorrow When I think of what I've seen I could dream until tomorrow, tomorrow I drove in a car for the first time in my life And for the first I saw how this city looks at night Everybody wants to know me, it's a fairy tale for me And now there's no way back, no way back There's no way back for me Man, what a day, I can't wait until tomorrow When I think of where I've been, I can't wait until tomorrow Man, what a day. I hope it's this good tomorrow. From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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Where the Dead go when they Die by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests Some people move away without due notice They don't give you a forwarding address They may give you a fright in the middle of the night But they can't say where they got to when they left I try hard not to think about dying At least, not the parts of who or how or why But there's one thing I'd like to know And if you know, let me know, Tell me: where do the dead go when they die? When they die, when they die, tell me where do the dead go when they die? I am thinking today of that sorrowful day When no more here on earth shall I be found When my friends say goodbye with a tear and a sigh And they put me down underneath the ground When they lay me down that fatal, fateful morning There won't be no time to stop and say goodbye I'll say “that's all from me” and my new home will be In a box where the dead go when they die. When they die, when they die, In a box where the dead go when they die. Is there much entertainment up in heaven? Do you have to come up with your own? If you gave me all eternity and gave me a harp I could still fail to get the thing in tune Are there any bartenders up in heaven? If there are, then I know where I'll abide I'll say “thanks and goodnight”, then I'll go for a pint In the bar where the dead go when they die When they die, when they die, In the bar where the dead go when they die Is there some way you should be remembered? Is it something you did or you said? Is there one simple fact upon which we can act and cling onto, now that you're dead? I don't want to make you a picture Or a statue twenty-seven feet high Let me get some words down and I'll carry you around In the song where the dead go when they die When they die, when they die, In the song where the dead go when they die When they die, when they die, tell me where do the dead go when they die? From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016. Words and music by Paddy Garrigan (c) 2016
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Me & The Universe Blues by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests Me and the Universe took a little trip We took a little trip to see me friends Bought some beer and some wine And we had ourselves a time And we drank till we were nearly at the end I believed things were going to improve My condition wouldn't waver any more Then me and the Universe had a little fight And they found me rocking gently on the floor Walked in me den, the highest of all me Went to bed believing me a God I awoke next morn wishing I had not been born And never thinking any of it odd In love and lust, in God you cannot trust Nor in matters of the heart will he attend He will come ot you when you least require him to And he may not be disguised as a friend If you're feeling down, he may hand to you the crown If you need a new idea, you cannot lose If your head is full, he'll knock you down until You're walking with the Universe Blues Fear or flight: I never want a fight, I'll never make a runner in these shoes Come with me and I'll tell you all about Me and the Universe Blues From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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What You Want & What You Get by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests Jack Power's last wife left, he blew himself up in his shed Now he's got a crater on the moon James Joyce dismantled English writing Finnegans' Wake Now he's Dublin's tourist trail every June Now, it's hard to eat your just desserts and smile to keep 'em down When there's one hard fact we'd all like to forget: It makes fuck all difference if you know what you want What you want is never what you get I prayed each night to Jesus, and his little ghostly friend, I ended up with no belief in God I prayed to Father Christmas every Christmas of my life I didn't want a single thing I got I tried to pray to anyone who'd listen to my prayers I stuck in my head and gargled in the font You should all know better than to ask what I got: What I got was never what I want The way things are is never how you might want them to be It's up to you to want the life you own It's up to you to take the little pieces, make them fit Put the jigsaw back where jigsaws shouldn't go It's up to you to take your life and turn it around To exercise the fullness of your powers All your expectations can be easily met, All you've got to do is make them lower All your expectations can be easily met Sixty more born every single hour From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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The Honey Mead by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests They stood on the bed, emptying glasses The words were said like lines from an actor The honey mead was sweet but so potent They drank up and then they fell down She felt like a queen, he felt like a merchant They didn't have long and business was urgent And things like a name did not seem important They drank up and then they fell down Oh, fix me up another, fix me up another drink I don't need it to feel pretty, I need it so I can't think Or maybe you've got something else to put me in the pink But I'm falling, I'm falling down She felt like the moon, he felt like a sailor The queen of all lands and Glad the Impaler He gave her a kiss and then he betrayed her They drank up and then they fell down She felt like a bag, he felt like a soldier His life in her hands, her hands on his shoulders For ten minutes' sleep, they felt ten years older, They drank up and then they fell down Oh, let there be another, let there be another, Let there be some way that you could satisfy, You haven't done it yet. You said you'd always love me but you've managed to forget my name. It's Hell-and We're falling down They stood on a bed…. From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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Sea Monsters 02:58
Sea Monsters by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests I jumped ship and I ran away (Sea Monsters took him ashore) Swore it's the last they would see of me (Sea Monsters took him ashore) Ticked the box, “no publicity” (Sea Monsters took him ashore) Kissed the book and I went to sea (Sea Monsters took him ashore &c) I worked with a dog in the frozen north The dog swam away like it was made of cork Sat on his throne like a Merchant prince Drank his wine and he stank of piss Cast adrift on the seven seas Hoary sailors with hairy knees Till the ship struck a rock on the ocean floor She sank like a stone and she sailed no more Waves to the left and above me eyes I looked north to my great surprise With nought but the moon for to drive me on It turned it's back on me I was gone Down in the doldrums and all forlorn Skin was soaked to the very bone In mortal fear of me very life Till I took a sea monster to be me wife Wrapped in her tentacles I saw her face And saw in fact there was ten of them I felt the pull of the siren's call Felt the love that could save them all Sea Monsters took him ashore To lands I'd never seen before There I'll stay forever more Sea Monsters took him ashore From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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Now I Want More by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests Silver spoon – not for me, I received the full cutlery set Because Daddy felt I should not want for the best I could get The best life, the best education, surpassing all great expectation The charmed life for me, that's to be sure - But I wanted more And as time drew on, it grew apparent that I was a man Thus anointed, I took up my place near the head of the clan The mansions, the baronetcy: it's the family business for me We gave them the lad, they gave us a Lord But I wanted more Oh, I wanted more, yes I wanted more At this auspicious hour, I attained my full power And now, I want more And in time, sure enough, all of my dearest rivals appeared But by letting them bathe in my sunlight I kept them all near Notwithstanding the odd, regrettable fall, they were largely content to play ball If you scratch my back, I might scratch yours But I may want more From my window I look at this land that is promised to me Like a young wife awaiting her husband, she's waiting for me And if she's respectful and serves then I might give her what she deserves And when it begins to feel like a chore I will want more Oh, now I want more, yes now I want more Because what's yours is mine but what's mine isn't yours Yes now I want more Oh now I want more, yes now I want more I don't give a toss who gets hurt or gets lost Now I want more All the snipers have me in their sights and my answerphone's daily transcribed And there's many who've stood in my path But there's not many who have survived On a shelf in a hospital ward there's a helium balloon With a note attached he'll never read that says:”Get Well Soon” But what that note really should say Is “You should have stayed out of my way” I have absolute power over my life and your And now, I want more From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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Dad's Army 02:07
Dad's Army by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests Alright Grandad, give it a rest, we all know that you fought in the war Alright Grandad, please turn it down, I think you might have mentioned that one before He thinks he's out in the trenches but he's stuck here, guarding the home In his Dad's Army, it's a Dad's Army He's not fighting on the beaches but he's still fighting the war Alright Grandad, calm yourself down, I think it might be affecting your health If watching TV makes you upset then why don't you go and watch something else It's just a popularity contest but you'd think it was the end of the world For his Dad's Army, it's a Dad's Army He's prepared to march on horseback when perhaps he should admit that he's bored He used to shout “Up yours, Grandad” but he doesn't shout it any more In his Dad's Army, it's a Dad's Army He'll be up all night rehearsing then be too tired to go and fight in the war I've got to hand it to you Grandad because I don't want it any more It's a Dad's Army, it's a Dad's Army He's gonna keep on keeping on though there's no-one left to hear any more From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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Stoned Freaks by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests The King sits in the Market Square, a-combing of his greasy hair saying, “Dreadful, awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” Who hails the King as he entreats his subjects flapping in the streets Saying, “Dreadful, awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” Amongst the leaves and papers dry, a host of demons rule the sky Don't feed them as they flap on by, you'll loosen up their beaks The subjects of a maddened king, give heed – you'll hear the caged bird sing “It's dreadful, it's awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” The King sits low in maddened gloom inside the precincts of his room saying, “Dreadful, awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” The King declares a Royal War - “they'll never get past my front door” Saying “Dreadful, awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” But still they come in, one by one, with armaments all set to stun And menace dark: they coo as one and swoop on city streets Invisible to you or I, they would not bloody let it lie It's dreadful, it's awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks Don't ask for whom this chance does call, We come to claim you and your soul And all your friends and, most of all, the ones for whom you speak Tomorrow you shall never know and your epitaph shall crow “It's dreadful, it's awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” In Market Square I met a bird who had the strangest choice of words Singing “Dreadful, awful, stoned freaks, stoned freaks, stoned freaks” From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.
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The Way of the Muse by Paddy Garrigan and The Stroller Priests Damn your eyes, I'd like to tell you some lies about the troubles you think are your lot Sometimes the pain we remember is better than the lies we forgot Lift your head and shake, if it were not for your sake We should never have been here today That's the way of the Muse, boy – keep going 'till you get in her way Young and small, he's no trouble at all apart from all of his terror inside Of God as he appears in the Bible (as opposed to what he's like in real life) Well, now the fear has gone, I'd like a Pantheon so I can offer whatever is mine That's the way of the Muse, boy – we'll all follow on in time The cold was biting, it's ever so exciting, we played and sang 'till the dawn's early light She sang in silence with overtones of violence about someone who had broken her heart - she could have broken my heart all night Open road help to carry my load, let the river come and break my fall Some say the moon will start talking, others say he doesn't shut up at all Open heart, I'd like to jump on her cart, I will follow wherever she goes That's the way of the Muse, boy – stay lucky, so long, cheerio From the album 'I Jumped Ship', released 29 April 2016.

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released April 29, 2016

I JUMPED SHIP
• Paddy Garrigan - vocals, electric and acoustic guitars, mandolin, banjo, piano, harmonium, concertina
• Darren Leadsom - bass, backing vocals
• Ben McCabe - drums, French horn, backing vocals
Songs written by Paddy Garrigan
Brass Section - Burst Horns (arrangements by Ben McCabe) Recorded, mixed and mastered by Darren Leadsom Produced by the band
Sea Monster heads by Little Lost Soul

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Paddy Garrigan and the Stroller Priests are a three piece band from Ulverston and Lancaster.
Alt-folk/rock. Story songs with great melodies,
wig outs and pleasant squawks. Sea monsters, James Joyce, the afterlife, Dad’s
Army, stoned freaks in the town centre and the universe blues are just some of what awaits the listener, set to a soundtrack grunge, rock’n’roll, mandolin dub and guitar heroics.
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